2021 | Haines His Way

THE DAY OF THE DO (December 24, 2021)

THE DESIRE TO NEVER BECOME A GEEK (December 23, 2021)

BEATNIKS! (December 22, 2021)

DECISIONS, DECISIONS (December 21, 2021)

THE YEAR IN REVIEW, PART TWO (December 20, 2021)

THE WEST SIDE STORY STORY (December 19, 2021)

THE YEAR IN REVIEW – PART ONE (December 18, 2021)

HOUSE OF BK (December 17, 2021)

THE DUNE AND THE SPICE (December 16, 2021)

RAINY DAY (December 15, 2021)

NOTES TO THE ACCOMPANIMENT OF NOTES (December 14, 2021)

KRITZERLAND AT VITELLO’S 116 (December 13, 2021)

THE FUN STUMBLE-THROUGH (December 12, 2021)

ONE ADAM-12, SEE THE MAN (December 11, 2021)

ACTIVE BRAIN SYNDROME (ABS) (December 10, 2021)

THE LOVELIER THAN LOVELY BIRTHDAY (December 9, 2021)

THE BIRTHDAY BOY’S BIRTHDAY (December 8, 2021)

A FUN FIRST REHEARSAL WITH NO STUMBLING BLOCKS (December 7, 2021)

PLEASANT LITTLE SUNDAY (December 6, 2021)

HAVING FUN ON THE PROJECT WITH THE WECHTER FELLOW (December 5, 2021)

FUNNY, WARM, TOUCHING, AND WONDERFUL (December 4, 2021)

THE PERSON WHO DID NOT TAKE HIS OWN ADVICE (December 3, 2021)

A MOVIE I ACTUALLY LIKED (December 2, 2021)

GREETING DECEMBER WITH A LAUGH AND A SMILE AND A SONG (December 1, 2021)

THE LAST OF NOVEMBER (November 30, 2021)

ELEVEN HOURS (November 29, 2021)

BEING A LAZY LOAFER ON A SATURDAY (November 28, 2021)

THE LAST OF STEVE (November 27, 2021)

THE COZY AND WARM THANKSGIVING FILLED WITH LOUSY FOOD (November 26, 2021)

A THANKFULLY THANKFUL THANKSGIVING (November 25, 2021)

TICK, TICK…NOTES (November 24, 2021)

NAUSEOUS IN THE VALLEY OF THE OAKS OF SHERMAN (November 23, 2021)

SAUTER AND GETZ – TOGETHER AGAIN (November 22, 2021)

MINING FOR GOLD (November 21, 2021)

THE BOHEMEIEST BOHEME (November 20, 2021)

A DAY WITHOUT STRESS IS A GOOD DAY (November 19, 2021)

A SUCCESSFUL JOURNEY TO THE MIRACLE (November 18, 2021)

THE WHEELS ARE IN MOTION AND MAY THEY LEAD TO A HAPPY MIRACLE (November 17, 2021)

PUTTING THE WHEELS IN MOTION (November 16, 2021)

THE ALL-LISTENING DAY (November 15, 2021)

WRITING MUSICALS IS HARD (November 14, 2021)

ANOTHER FINE RUSSIAN COMPOSER (November 13, 2021)

SYMPHONIES WRITTEN IN THE YEAR OF MY BIRTH (November 12, 2021)

TWO DELIGHTFULLY DELIGHTFUL NEW RELEASES (November 11, 2021)

ONE LITTLE MIRACLE AT A TIME (November 10, 2021)

A VERY HAPPY HAINESHISWAY.COM ANNIVERSARY! (November 9, 2021)

GETTING FRUSTRATION OUT OF THE WAY (November 8, 2021)

GAINING AN HOUR ON A SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH BK (November 7, 2021)

SPIRITED AWAY TO GENGHIS COHEN (November 6, 2021)

ACHY BREAKY ME (November 5, 2021)

BOOSTERIZED (November 4, 2021)

BLISS (November 3, 2021)

THE FIRST PLAY READING READING (November 2, 2021)

THE NOTES OF NOVEMBER (November 1, 2021)

HAPPY SCARY HALLOWEEN (October 31, 2021)

A SMALL DIVERTISSEMENT (October 30, 2021)

I’LL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN – UNTIL THE NEXT TIME I DO THAT AGAIN (October 29, 2021)

FAMILIARITY BREEDS FAMILIARITY (October 28, 2021)

BATTLE OF THE BONDS (October 27, 2021)

PLAY READINGS (October 26, 2021)

THE ACT (October 25, 2021)

THE DRESS REHEARSAL (October 24, 2021)

THE MAKING OF THE SAUSAGE, PEPPERS, AND ONION SANDWICH AND OTHER TALES (October 23, 2021)

THAT REHEARSAL (October 22, 2021)

JB MEETS JB (October 21, 2021)

THE MYSTERY OF THE CD DRIVE IS SOLVED (October 20, 2021)

THE COMPUTER COMES HOME (October 19, 2021)

THE DAY THE COMPUTER HOPEFULLY COMES HOME WORKING WONDERFULLY (October 18, 2021)

TEENY-TINY TYPE (October 17, 2021)

GOOD NEWS (October 16, 2021)

THE SAGA CONTINUES TO CONTINUE (October 15, 2021)

THE SAGA CONTINUES (October 14, 2021)

SAY A LITTLE PRAYER FOR ME (October 13, 2021)

NO MORE DAYS FROM HELL – ONLY HEAVENLY DAYS (October 12, 2021)

DEAR MERCURY – GET THE HELL OUT OF RETROGRADE BECAUSE WE’VE ALL HAD IT (October 11, 2021)

STRANGLING A WILDEBEEST (October 10, 2021)

AN UNDENIABLE FACT (October 9, 2021)

THE PUSH (October 8, 2021)

A TRIP DOWN WILSHIRE BLVD. THE WEEK OF AUGUST 1, 1951 (October 7, 2021)

THE BRONISLAU KAPER CAPER (October 6, 2021)

VERY CHERRY MAKES ME VERY CHEERY (October 5, 2021)

THE NOT ME DAY (October 4, 2021)

ALL THE SNOOZE NEWS THAT’S FIT TO PRINT (October 3, 2021)

STAR VARS (October 2, 2021)

OBVIOUSLY OCTOBER (October 1, 2021)

SEPTEMBER, WE HARDLY KNEW YE (September 30, 2021)

THE DIRTY LETTER “A” (September 29, 2021)

LUSH (September 28, 2021)

THE LAZY SUNDAY DAY AND LAZY SUNDAY EVENING (September 27, 2021)

THE KING OF STEPHEN (September 26, 2021)

SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED (September 25, 2021)

THE STUFF THAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF (September 24, 2021)

STRINGS ATTACHED (September 23, 2021)

THE AMAZON FIRESTICK (September 22, 2021)

THE CHURNING OF THE LOUD CEMENT MACHINE (September 21, 2021)

WILL THE REAL MILDRED PIERCE PLEASE STAND UP? (September 20, 2021)

IN TRADE (September 19, 2021)

SIMPLE SIMON (September 18, 2021)

CHARGED FOR THE CHARGE (September 17, 2021)

HAYNES HIS WAY (September 16, 2021)

ROUGH NIGHT IN JERICHO (September 15, 2021)

NOTES FILLED WITH PHOTOGRAPHS (September 14, 2021)

KRITZERLAND AT VITELLO’S 115 (September 13, 2021)

THE STUMBLE-THROUGH WITHOUT MUCH STUMBLING (September 12, 2021)

THE GREAT AMERICAN FOOD MIX-UP (September 11, 2021)

THE UNSINKABLE TITANIC (September 10, 2021)

THE DAZE OF THE DAYS (September 9, 2021)

CRITIQUING THE CRITIC (September 8, 2021)

HAPPY JEW YEAR (September 7, 2021)

MEETING A NEW MUSICAL DIRECTOR (September 6, 2021)

THE BLURRY-EYED NOTES (September 5, 2021)

THE RECORDING STATE OF THE ART (September 4, 2021)

THE TIME MACHINE RUNS AMOK (September 3, 2021)

THE FALL OF FACEBOOK (September 2, 2021)

THE UNANSWERED QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED: IT’S SEPTEMBER (September 1, 2021)

ONE, TWO, THREE (August 31, 2021)

BREATHING EASIER (August 30, 2021)

IRRITATED FISH (August 29, 2021)

MY KINGDOM FOR A MELODY (August 28, 2021)

ORPHEUS AND BK IN THE UNDERWORLD (August 27, 2021)

WHERE DOES THE TIME GO? (August 26, 2021)

THE EVEN BETTER SECOND SHOW (August 25, 2021)

A TRULY FUN FIRST SHOW (August 24, 2021)

THE SURPRISINGLY SMOOTH STUMBLE-THROUGH (August 23, 2021)

AND NOW – LENNY AT THE PIANO (August 22, 2021)

IN A STATE OF FLUX (August 21, 2021)

WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM (August 20, 2021)

SPOTLIGHT (August 19, 2021)

CHEEZ WHIZ (August 18, 2021)

FINDING TOMORROWLAND (August 17, 2021)

CHAMBER NOTES (August 16, 2021)

FUNNY THING, MEMORY (August 15, 2021)

SLEEPY MAN (August 14, 2021)

A NICE, CALM DAY (August 13, 2021)

THE PEOPLE PANDEMIC (August 12, 2021)

BUBBLE-UP (August 11, 2021)

WHISTLE WHILE YOU WORK (August 10, 2021)

THE LONG, LONG SLEEP (August 9, 2021)

THE MOTHER OF ALL RABBIT HOLES (August 8, 2021)

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE (August 7, 2021)

FIT AS A FIDDLE AND READY FOR NOTES (August 6, 2021)

I SMELL LIKE A ROASTED GARLIC (August 5, 2021)

THE NOTHING SPECIAL DAY (August 4, 2021)

THE MONDAY THAT FELT LIKE A MONDAY (August 3, 2021)

GAS ATTACK (August 2, 2021)

IT CAME UPON ME UNAWARES OR HELLO TO AUGUST (August 1, 2021)

FILTERED (July 31, 2021)

THE CURIOUS CASE OF THE SMELLY SMELL (July 30, 2021)

KRITZERLAND AT VITELLO’S 114 (July 29, 2021)

THE RETURN OF THE KRITZERLAND LIVE SHOWS (July 28, 2021)

BIG BILLS (July 27, 2021)

SNOGS (July 26, 2021)

SLEEPYHEAD (July 25, 2021)

THE JOLLY MR. JOLLY (July 24, 2021)

EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN (July 23, 2021)

THROUGH THE MILL (July 22, 2021)

THE DAMN EXASPERATING DAY (July 21, 2021)

BOOKS INTO MOVIES (July 20, 2021)

UNTITLED (July 19, 2021)

THE KOOKY DAY (July 18, 2021)

TAKING THE FIFTH (July 17, 2021)

ONCE AGAIN, L.A. LEADS THE WAY, AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY (July 16, 2021)

THE KISS (July 15, 2021)

HOW NOT TO DO AN AUDIO COMMENTARY (July 14, 2021)

COLD TURKEY (July 13, 2021)

A METHOD WESTERN (July 12, 2021)

OLD PHOTOGRAPHS (July 11, 2021)

CONTROVERSIAL (July 10, 2021)

ON THE BOARDWALK IN ATLANTIC CITY (July 9, 2021)

SOVEREIGN CITIZENS (July 8, 2021)

THE AUDIOPHILE FILE (July 7, 2021)

THE SILVER CHALICE NOT FROM THE PALACE (July 6, 2021)

THE NOISY NOISE OF ILLEGAL FIREWORKS SET OFF BY MORONS (July 5, 2021)

THE FOURTH OF JULY (July 4, 2021)

DECLAMATORY NOTES IN THE STYLE OF BEETHOVEN (July 3, 2021)

A BARREL OF FARRELL (July 2, 2021)

A HEARTY HELLO TO A LITTLE MONTH I LIKE TO CALL JULY (July 1, 2021)

THE ARRIVAL OF THE BLU-RAYS (June 30, 2021)

THE MOST ENERGIZED AND INSPIRING BORING NOTES EVER (June 29, 2021)

FIDDLER ON THE NOTES (June 28, 2021)

A SUNDAE ON A SATURDAY (June 27, 2021)

SPEED WRITING FOR DUMMIES (June 26, 2021)

THE KIBOSH ON THE KETO (June 25, 2021)

RUMINATING ON RUMINATIONS (June 24, 2021)

THE PRIVATE READING (June 23, 2021)

THE RESTING OF THE VOICE (June 22, 2021)

CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE VARIETY KIND (June 21, 2021)

TABONGA (June 20, 2021)

JOHNNY AND THE ANIMALS (June 19, 2021)

ANOTHER OPENING, ANOTHER SHOW, OUTDOOR-STYLE (June 18, 2021)

WHO WAS THAT UNMASKED MAN? (June 17, 2021)

BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED (June 16, 2021)

RABBIT HOLES (June 15, 2021)

THE ME DAY THAT WASN’T A ME DAY (June 14, 2021)

TEST PATTERN (June 13, 2021)

JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE NOTES (June 12, 2021)

SOMETHING DIFFERENT (June 11, 2021)

THE RED-LIGHT DISTRICT (June 10, 2021)

CAKEWALK (June 9, 2021)

MAKING TRACKS (June 8, 2021)

FEELING QUITE (June 7, 2021)

NEXT TO NORMAL (June 6, 2021)

THE SAP, THE COLE, AND THE PHOTOS (June 5, 2021)

THE PHOTOGRAPHS (June 4, 2021)

ANOTHER NON-STOP DAY (June 3, 2021)

THE MOST HAPPY FELLA (June 2, 2021)

JUNE MOON (June 1, 2021)

KRITZERLAND AT HOME 113 (May 31, 2021)

THE GOOD AND THE FRUSTRATING – TOGETHER AGAIN (May 30, 2021)

IMAGES (May 29, 2021)

GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY (May 28, 2021)

MR. BERNSTEIN DOES MR. STRAVINSKY (May 27, 2021)

FACTORING IN THE FACTOR FACTOR (May 26, 2021)

THE CHECK DISC (May 25, 2021)

A PLETHORA OF ANNOUNCEMENTS (May 24, 2021)

DIRTY BK (May 23, 2021)

THE LITTLE THINGS (May 22, 2021)

THE SWANNIEST SWAN LAKE (May 21, 2021)

THE ARRIVAL OF THE BOOKS (May 20, 2021)

MISDIRECTION (May 19, 2021)

OUT ON A LIMB (May 18, 2021)

A PLEASANT VALLEY SUNDAY (May 17, 2021)

SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY AROUND HERE (May 16, 2021)

WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN? (May 15, 2021)

A MAJOR MIRACLE KIND OF DAY (May 14, 2021)

STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES (May 13, 2021)

LA FILLE MAL GARDEE (May 12, 2021)

LESSON LEARNED (May 11, 2021)

CUBE NOTES (May 10, 2021)

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL YOU MOTHERS OUT THERE IN THE DARK (May 9, 2021)

THE ARRIVAL OF THE BOOKS (May 8, 2021)

YESTERDAY, TODAY, AND TOMORROW, NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER (May 7, 2021)

CHEESY NOTES (May 6, 2021)

THE POLAR OPPOSITE (May 5, 2021)

THE ORDEAL (May 4, 2021)

GIRDING THE LOINS FOR THE BIG MOVE (May 3, 2021)

THE SYSTEM IS DOWN AND OTHER ADVENTURES (May 2, 2021)

A LITTLE MONTH I LIKE TO CALL MAY AND MAY IT BE GREAT (May 1, 2021)

GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC (April 30, 2021)

A TINY BIT OF RESPITE (April 29, 2021)

STRESS TEST (April 28, 2021)

BUMPIN’ WITH WES (April 27, 2021)

OSCAR, WE HARDLY KNEW YE (April 26, 2021)

DANCE BELTS (April 25, 2021)

DOOZY DAY (April 24, 2021)

BRAVO BALANCHINE AND MENTORING (April 23, 2021)

TWO WEIRD MOVIES AND A BIT OF GOOD NEWS (April 22, 2021)

ONE CHICKEN CAESAR SALAD TOO MANY (April 21, 2021)

THE REASSURING REASSURING NEWS REASSURES (April 20, 2021)

HOW NOT TO MAKE SCRAMBLED EGGS (April 19, 2021)

AUDIO COMMENTARIES AND MEMORIES, LIKE THE CORNERS OF MY MIND (April 18, 2021)

THE RETURN OF THE MOTOR CAR (April 17, 2021)

THE SAVAGE BREAST SPEAKS UP (April 16, 2021)

MUSIC SOOTHES THE SAVAGE BEAST (April 15, 2021)

A DAY WITH A NICE SURPRISE (April 14, 2021)

CRACKING NUTS (April 13, 2021)

A PEACEFUL YET BUSY SUNDAY (April 12, 2021)

REVENGE REDUX (April 11, 2021)

182%!!! THE SUCCESSFUL INDIEGOGO CAMPAIGN ENDS (April 10, 2021)

164% AND EASING ON DOWN THE KETO ROAD (April 9, 2021)

162% AND WISHIN’ AND HOPIN’ FOR A GREAT LAST DAY (April 8, 2021)

160% AND THE DIET (April 7, 2021)

155% AND LET’S GO HIGHER AND HIGHER TO INFINITY AND BEYOND (April 6, 2021)

150 % AND ONWARD AND UPWARD TO INFINITY AND BEYOND (April 5, 2021)

149% REVENGE AND THE EASTER BUNNY (April 4, 2021)

147% AND FINALLY PROJECT TWO AKA REVENGE (April 3, 2021)

141% OR STARTING APRIL ON A HIGH NOTE – A HIGH C (April 2, 2021)

124% AND WELCOME TO THE LOVELIER THAN LOVELY APRIL – NO FOOLING (April 1, 2021)

118% AND THE FINAL WEEK OF THE INDIEGOGO CAMPAIGN (March 31, 2021)

117% AND FULLY VACCINATED (March 30, 2021)

KRITZERLAND AT HOME 112 (March 29, 2021)

110% AND THE ORIGINALS (March 28, 2021)

107% AND AT THE BALLET (March 27, 2021)

TOO MUCH INDIE, NOT ENOUGH GO GO, BUT STILL 105% (March 26, 2021)

AND – DRUM ROLL – 102%!!! (March 25, 2021)

96% AND A BLURB (March 24, 2021)

89% AND SPENDING TIME WITH JEROME ROBBINS AND THE CELLIST (March 23, 2021)

88% AND A BIT ABOUT PROJECT TWO (March 22, 2021)

78%!!! ONWARD AND UPWARD WE GO (March 21, 2021)

MY KIND OF DAY (March 20, 2021)

MILES AHEAD (March 19, 2021)

WEEK TWO BEGINS (March 18, 2021)

DISCOVERING 61% AND DISCOVERING DIE FLEDERMAUS (March 17, 2021)

ON THIS BLESSED DAY (March 16, 2021)

THE QUEEN’S 57%!!! (March 15, 2021)

54% AND A LOVELY ENCORE SHOWING (March 14, 2021)

50%!!! HALFWAY HOME (March 13, 2021)

38% AND HOPEFULLY CLIMBING (March 12, 2021)

THE INDIEGOGO LAUNCHES AND DOES 22% IN 14 HOURS (March 11, 2021)

AND AWAY WE GO TO INDIEGOGOLAND (March 10, 2021)

TWIDDLING MY THUMBS (March 9, 2021)

THE DISCOMBOBULATED DAY (March 8, 2021)

THE LUCK OF THE DRAW (March 7, 2021)

WHEN FILM MUSIC WAS FILM MUSIC (March 6, 2021)

THE VIRTUAL ME ATTENDS THE VIRTUAL BOOK FAIR (March 5, 2021)

THE WONDERFUL WORLD (March 4, 2021)

WOZZECK AND LULU, HABERDASHERS (March 3, 2021)

I BE PROFANE (March 2, 2021)

MARCHING TO THE BEAT OF MARCH (March 1, 2021)

MINDLESS NOTES (February 28, 2021)

FIT AS A PFITZNER (February 27, 2021)

A YEAR IN THE LIFE – 1962 (February 26, 2021)

THE FINAL PROOF (February 25, 2021)

TINA, BRING ME THE AX (February 24, 2021)

THE THIN MAN (February 23, 2021)

AFTERNOON TEAS (February 22, 2021)

THE SUMMER KNOWS (February 21, 2021)

AN EVENING OF RICH MUSICAL DESSERTS (February 20, 2021)

CALLBACKS (February 19, 2021)

WHERE IS THE WONDER? (February 18, 2021)

MEMORY (February 17, 2021)

TEENY-TINY TITLES (February 16, 2021)

TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT’S CLOSING NIGHT (February 15, 2021)

TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT FOR THE FINAL PERFORMANCE OF TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT (February 14, 2021)

LAST NIGHT’S TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT (February 13, 2021)

TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT FOR THE SECOND PERFORMANCE OF TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT (February 12, 2021)

THE PREMIERE (February 11, 2021)

TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT (February 10, 2021)

TICKLED PINK (February 9, 2021)

THE FIX IS IN (February 8, 2021)

NOTES WITHOUT MUSIC (February 7, 2021)

THE DARLING DAUGHTER PAYS A VISIT (February 6, 2021)

OPERA FOR DUMMIES (February 5, 2021)

TOSCA EJECTED (February 4, 2021)

THE MINOR MAJOR MIRACLE (February 3, 2021)

WHY ANIMALS LOVE OPERA (February 2, 2021)

A VERY MERRY FEBRUARY (February 1, 2021)

MOVIES THAT ARE SO BAD THEY’RE BAD (January 31, 2021)

THE NEEDING OF THE VIBES AND XYLOPHONES (January 30, 2021)

ALL THE NEWS THAT’S FIT TO PRINT (January 29, 2021)

THE SNEAK PREVIEW STORY (January 28, 2021)

GET IT? GOT IT. GOOD (January 27, 2021)

QUICK TIME (January 26, 2021)

LOCKING THE PICTURE (January 25, 2021)

THE FIRST CUT (January 24, 2021)

RIM SHOT (January 23, 2021)

REVISING THE ENDING (January 22, 2021)

WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES (January 21, 2021)

THE VERDI VERDICT (January 20, 2021)

FINISHING THE BOOK 21 (January 19, 2021)

THE THROES (January 18, 2021)

IN THE HOME STRETCH (January 17, 2021)

THE LOVE OF THREE AROMARAMA ORANGES (January 16, 2021)

BRAVE NEW WORLD (January 15, 2021)

A LOVELY SECOND DAY OF FILMING (January 14, 2021)

A LOVELY FIRST DAY OF FILMING (January 13, 2021)

PROJECT ONE BEGINS (January 12, 2021)

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